[ .01. ] first name: Mason
[ .02. ] middle name: Casey-Teo
[ .03. ] last name: McElroy
[ .04. ] nickname(s): Masonic, Mace:One, Mace
[ .05. ] gender: male
[ .06. ] birthday: June 1st, 1987
[ .07. ] height: 5'6? 5'7?
[ .08. ] hair color: Dark.
[ .09. ] eye color: Brown.
[ .10. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: Both.
[ .011. ] do you have braces: No
[ .012. ] is your hair long or short: Decent.
[ .013. ] where were you born: Las Vegas
[ .014. ] current location: Las Vegas
[ .015. ] zodiac sign: Gemini.
[ .016. ] how many languages do you know: Only my native tongue.
[ .017. ] what laungage do you want to learn: Spanish for its practicallity. German for its literary possibilities. Italian for its straight up coolness.
[ .018. ] bad habits: Maintaining consciousness for an extended amount of hours.
[ .019. ] piercing you have: None
[ .020. ] piercing you want: As many as I need.
[ .021. ] tattoos you have: None
[ .023. ] today: Saturday.
[ .024. ] today's date: August 6th, 2005.
[ .025. ] the time: 6:10 PM
[ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Only so far as to appease my boredom.

F A M i L Y...ready.
[ .027. ] mother's name: Sian
[ .028. ] father's name: Archie
[ .029. ] brother's name: Ellis, Curtis
[ .030. ] sister's name: Emily
[ .031. ] favorite aunt: I don't know my extended family very well.
[ .032. ] favorite uncle: See above.
[ .033. ] favorite grandparent: None really.
[ .036. ] worst relative: My mom's parents.
[ .037. ] best relative: They're all ok, I suppose.
[ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: We are more or less apathetic to each other's existence.
[ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: We don't discuss the relevant issues too often.

P E T S
[ .040. ] do you have any pets: No.
[ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: N/A

S C H 0 0 L
[ .043. ] are you still in school: Yes
[ .044. ] did you drop out: No
[ .045. ] current gpa: Mid 3's
[ .046. ] favorite grade: I don't know.
[ .047. ] least favorite grade: I don't know.
[ .048. ] favorite teacher: My history teacher.
[ .049. ] least favorite teacher: My philosophy teacher.
[ .050. ] favorite subject: History
[ .051. ] least favorite subject: They're all good.
[ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I don't eat lunch at school.
[ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: No.
[ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: No.
[ .055. ] are/were you popular: I have never been too popular amongst the masses.
[ .056. ] favorite dance: I don't like dancing.
[ .057. ] favorite memory: I have a couple... Overall just being with friends. A GDB concert I went to. Getting drunk and passing out in my closet with someone nice.
[ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: Eating something real good.
[ .059. ] least favorite memory: I have many. They all tend to involve the opposite sex.
[ .060. ] most humiliating moment: None comes to mind, but I'm sure it involves the ladies.

F A V 0 R i T E S
[ .061. ] number: None.
[ .062. ] letter: None.
[ .063. ] shoes: None.
[ .064. ] saying(s): Anything that sounds angry.
[ .065. ] TV show: I don't watch much TV these days.
[ .066. ] sport: None.
[ .067. ] vegetable: It's all good, so long as its cooked right.
[ .068. ] fruit: Mangos are pretty righteous.
[ .069. ] movie: Eraserhead.
[ .070. ] magazine: I don't really read magazines unless I'm bored and they're available. In which case I'll read anything.
[ .071. ] actor: I don't have one.
[ .072. ] actress: I don't have one.
[ .073. ] candy: I'm not too big on sweets. Anything sour, I suppose.
[ .074. ] gum: I don't like gum.
[ .075. ] scent: I've never found a cologne I really like, let alone spray all over my body. Simple deodorant is enough for me. I've smelt a lot of nice things on the girls, but I'm not too sure on the exact names of that stuff.
[ .076. ] candy bar: I'm not big on chocolate.
[ .077. ] ice cream flavor: I don't like ice cream.
[ .078. ] color: I don't have one.
[ .079. ] season: The ones that don't feel like burning.
[ .080. ] holiday: I don't have one.
[ .081. ] band: Neutral Milk Hotel
[ .082. ] singer: Bjork. She has a very raw and passionate voice. Other than that I usually don't like vocal artists. They sound too toned and manufactured.
[ .083. ] group: I don't really have one...
[ .084. ] rapper: Kanye West is good.
[ .085. ] type of music: Anything that's got some passion mixed into it
[ .086. ] thing in your room: My computer and my books.
[ .087. ] place to be: Ensconsed in arms.
[ .089. ] tv channel: None.
[ .090. ] junk food: None.
[ .091. ] overall food: Anything with rice.
[ .092. ] store: None.
[ .093. ] hangout: Siul's house.
[ .094. ] fast food: None.
[ .095. ] restaurant: None.
[ .096. ] shape: None.
[ .097. ] time of day: Just before sunrise.
[ .098. ] country: America, I suppose.
[ .099. ] state: New York is the one that I've been to that I've most enjoyed.
[ .100. ] boys name: I don't know.
[ .101. ] girls name: I don't know.
[ .102. ] mall: Malls are lame without money.
[ .103. ] video game: Super Smash Brothers. Street Fighter. A lot of fighting games, I suppose...
[ .104. ] shampoo: I don't care.
[ .105. ] board game: I don't play board games.
[ .106. ] computer game: Can't think of any right now.
[ .107. ] car: Don't have one.
[ .108. ] music video: Closer by Nine Inch Nails was pretty good. It's In Our Hands, Venus as a Boy, Human behavior by Bjork. There are a lot of good ones out there.
[ .109. ] swear word: Whichever achieves the effect I need at any given moment.
[ .110. ] word: I don't have one.
[ .111. ] month: I don't have one.
[ .112. ] cartoon character: Ren & Stimpy and the Simpson's.
[ .113. ] scary movie: I don't like horror.
[ .114. ] team: Don't have one.
[ .115. ] possession: My books and notepads.


WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR..
[...] This part's stupid. Let's skip this...

P R i V A T E L i F E
[ .186. ] do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend: No.
[ .187. ] do you have a crush: I hate the word 'crush'. It sounds so homo. But am I attracted to anyone at the moment, as in enough to want date them?? Then sure, a little bit.
[ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: My friends.
[ .189. ] have you ever been in love: I like to think I was, but many will say I wasn't.
[ .190. ] how many people have you liked: A couple.
[ .191. ] who was your first crush: Jenny.
[ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: None that I'm aware of.
[ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: A couple.
[ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: A chemical reaction in our brain, never transcending to the metaphysical.
[ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: They all make me angry.
[ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: No.
[ .197. ] please post it if you do: No.
[ .198. ] do you have a picture of yourself: No.
[ .199. ] please post it if you do: No.
[ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Mostly persona.
[ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: Indeed.
[ .202. ] are you still friends: Sure.
[ .203. ] so moving along...
[ .204. ] do you smoke weed: No. I'd like to.
[ .205. ] ever trip on acid: No, but I'd like to.
[ .206. ] how about a little x: Naaah.
[ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Never. I'm too scared to get physiologically addicted.
[ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: Good beer is good.
[ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: No.
[ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: No.
[ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: Depends on the context and my mood.
[ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: None. But if I did smoke and wanted to look as cool as humanly possible, it'd be the black ones.
[ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: I don't know what that is.
[ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: N/A

W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER..
[ .215. ] bungee jump: Perhaps.
[ .216. ] sky dive: Perhaps.
[ .217. ] swim with dolphins: Perhaps.
[ .218. ] scuba dive: Sure.
[ .219. ] go rock climbing: I don't know.
[ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Naaah. The pursuit of material pleasure is not worth a bad taste in my mouth.
[ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Of course not.
[ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Noooo.
[ .223. ] cross-dress: No.
[ .224. ] lie to the police: Lie to a liar? Sure, why not.
[ .225. ] run from the police: Fuck no. That's just dumb. You've just got to know the law and you'll never have to, no matter what you've been caught doing.
[ .226. ] lie to your parents: Better yet, I'll just tell'em to fuck off. If it's none of their business, it's none of their business.
[ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: That seems kind of dumb.
[ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: I don't think I have the appropriate body.
[ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Only if the food's a Goddamned rip-off.
[ .230. ] streak: Naaah.

Y 0 U R F R I E N D S
[ .231. ] best friends: Brock, Siul, Ross, Marlon, Soraya, T.O.A.A.B.B.A.T...
[ .232. ] known longest: Brock.
[ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Audrey.
[ .234. ] wish you saw more: Brock.
[ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: A couple.
[ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Audrey, Ryan, and Gilbo.
[ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Brock.
[ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Eh?
[ .239. ] craziest: Brock and Siul.
[ .240. ] loudest: Ross and Siul
[ .241. ] shyest: Me.
[ .242. ] best hair: Siul.
[ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Ross and Brock.
[ .244. ] best eyes: My ass.
[ .243. ] best body: Henry and Collin.
[ .246. ] most athletic: Marlon??
[ .247. ] sex symbol: MARLON!!
[ .248. ] hot tempered: Me.
[ .249. ] most impatient: I don't know...
[ .250. ] shortest: Audrey, I suppose...
[ .251. ] tallest: Brock.
[ .252. ] talented: Antonio can cook some mean rice!
[ .253. ] best singer: Dear LORD! ANTONIO!!!
[ .254. ] skinniest: Me or Marlon. Actually... Sonia.
[ .255. ] nicest: Soraya.
[ .256. ] best personality: They're all pretty dope.
[ .257. ] biggest drug user: Brock...


HAVE Y0U EVER:
[ .258. ] flashed someone: Yes. Ross.
[ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: To my friends: Yes. I'm not very good at it. To the ladies: Yes, it always turns out terribly.
[ .260. ] been to michigan: Nooooo...
[ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: No. Came close a couple times.
[ .263. ] skateboarded: kinda.
[ .264. ] skinny dipped: Yes. In my own pool, no doubt.
[ .265. ] stolen anything: Yes
[ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: Eh, some of the questions are kind of lame, but I've no desire to cause physical harm to the creator.
[ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: I've got my ass kicked several times, but I've never been on the giving end. I think that may all change soon, though.
[ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Nooo...
[ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: No.
[ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: Yes, many times. Nobody ever seems to care.
[ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: No.
[ .273. ] gone on a road trip: No.
[ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: No.
[ .275. ] been to a concert: Yes. Who hasn't?
[ .276. ] been to another country: No.
[ .277. ] talked back to an adult: Indeed.
[ .278. ] got pulled over: No.
[ .279. ] got in a car accident: Several.
[ .280. ] broke a law: Yes, many.
[ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: Yes.
[ .282. ] tried to kill yourself: I'm still working on that.
[ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: Noooo.
[ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: No.
[ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: No. (What the fuck, Audrey??)
[ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: No.


0 P I N I 0 N S
[ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: Manufactured synthetic beats designed to appeal to the masses. It's not music, it's twinkies in sound form.
[ .288. ] about boy bands: Usually terrible.
[ .289. ] about flag burning: Freedom of expression. Nothing wrong with that.
[ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: A war that will never end.
[ .291. ] about suicide: A legitimate (if somewhat drastic) solution to real problems.
[ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: Who doesn't think that's annoying?
[ .293. ] about abortion: Pro-choice.
[ .294. ] about rock/metal music: It's good if it's good.
[ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Either very happy or dead.
[ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Note sure. Hopefully I'll still be in touch with Brock and Siul. As long as I stay in Vegas I'm sure Ross'll stay here. Sadly, Marlon may be the first to go.

W H A T D I D Y 0 0 H D 0
[ .297. ] last birthday: Nothing.
[ .298. ] yesterday: Came here to Soraya's house.
[ .299. ] last weekend: Nothing interesting.
[ .300. ] christmas: Hung out at Siul's.
[ .301. ] thanksgiving: Don't remember.
[ .302. ] new year's: Spent the night at Siul's grandparents house. Slept fully sober; fully angry.
[ .303. ] halloween: Went trick or treating with Siul and the dope crew.
[ .304. ] easter: Nothing.
[ .305. ] valentine's day: Nothing.


T H E L A S T
[ .306. ] thing you ate: Macaroni and cheese.
[ .307. ] thing you drank: Dr. Pepper.
[ .308. ] thing you wore: Same thing I always wear.
[ .309. ] place you went: KFC
[ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: N/A
[ .311. ] person you saw: Gilbo on the way to Soraya's room.
[ .312. ] person you talked to: Jenny.
[ .313. ] song you heard: Forced to Drive by The Breeders
[ .314. ] what are you eating: Nothing
[ .315. ] what are you drinking: Nothing
[ .316. ] what are you wearing: Button up shirt and black Dickie's
[ .317. ] any shoes on: No.
[ .318. ] hat: No.
[ .319. ] listening to: Silence.
[ .320. ] talking to anyone: No.
[ .321. ] are you pissed i made this so long: No.

Y or N
[ .322. ] are you a vegetarian: No
[ .323. ] do you like cows: I don't hate them.
[ .324. ] are you a bitch: I don't think so.
[ .325. ] are you artistic: I'd like to think I am.
[ .326. ] do you write poetry: I think of a lot of neat little lines, but I hardly write them down.
[ .327. ] are you a fast runner: Yes, but I run out of breath shortyly.
[ .328. ] can you ski: No
[ .329. ] are you british: No.
[ .330. ] do you want to spear britney: Not really.
[ .331. ] do the voices talk to you: Usually my own voice mumbling.
[ .332. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: No.
[ .333. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: Sounds gross, but I'll eat it upon reccomendation.
[ .334. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made 'alice in wonderland: No, the plot's too simple and straightforward. They might've had imagination, but they definitely weren't on acid. I know the guy who wrote the book was.
[ .335. ] are you straight: Yes
[ .336. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: Eh?
[ .337. ] are you nice: I try.
[ .338. ] are you naughty: I hate that word.
[ .339. ] are you short: I'm decently sized.
[ .340. ] are you tall: Not too tall.
[ .341. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: Blech, never.
[ .342. ] how about orange pants: Dear Lord, never!
[ .343. ] can you see the flying monkeys: That is dumb.
[ .344. ] are you evil : I have very nihilistic/pessimistic opinions on many things, but I don't think I'm evil. Just objective.
[ .345. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: No.
[ .346. ] is britney a whore: No, just a tool.
[ .347. ] are you a teenage zombie: I still have a pulse.
[ .348. ] am i annoying you?: No.
[ .349. ] do you like marilyn manson: Yes, he's got some good tunes and he's pretty sharp.
[ .350. ] are you secretly from another planet: Noooo
[ .351. ] did you ever touch someone else's private parts: Aaaah, no.
[ .352. ] this is over are you happy now : I suppose...